I judge how good a book is based on how disoriented I am with my physical surroundings after closing it.
me after finishing a good ass book
i miss the speech bubble youtube annotations so much
the world has been falling apart ever since they removed this
It's such a shame we lost this specific flavour of humour
ego of a god
when you guys see this post getting reposted for the 3948734987th time just remember: i'm op, me and a buddy did this at work while bored, it's real and afterwards my buddy threw pennies at the motherboard until it shorted something and stopped turning on
ok i wanted to look up if this is true and this is so god damned funny
who even figured this shit out how do you discover this
you guys see the word 'shuckle' and reblog, huh?
i dont think you people understand the hypnotizing power of brown sugar
Trans girl: Call me Olive.
Trans guy who needs to 1-up everyone around him: Oh yeah? Call me Oliver!
Enby who didn’t come here to make friends: oh hi there I’m Olivest
Oh fuck
So beautiful a single father shows his son a cone
you will feel so alive again.. like so incredibly alive. i dont know when that will be but it will be. u are gonna feel so alive that ur cheeks hurt from smiling oh man oh man i promise that day is coming. you do have a future, you do have good things coming, and you’ll survive everything that’s thrown at you until you reach that day
i do promise
